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Arsalan mujtaba12

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      Posted: 31 Dec 2013 at 4:20 AM
   After Car Accident...
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American: Its Fine Man
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British:I am So Sorry
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Canada:Are you Ok
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Pakistani: O. Andha H Kya,
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Raha Tha, Saale Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya. 
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   Dunia k Sary Gham 1 taraf, Or yeh Gham 1 taraf
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Hum 2013 mei b KANWARY reh gye... 
Km az kam bat to paki ho jati Yarr!!    
 LOLBig smile

Edited by Arsalan mujtaba12 - 31 Dec 2013 at 3:55 AM
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Post Options Post Options   Quote NAYYARA Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Dec 2013 at 3:29 PM
^^ LOLxx ... AWESOME

Great Job Arsalan
Matlab ke, apna dimagh main kiun khrab karun?
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   Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....

Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !  
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Arsalan mujtaba12

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Dec 2013 at 5:58 AM
   Boy : Wow ..
you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..
what do you use ?
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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS6..!!  
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Arsalan mujtaba12

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Dec 2013 at 5:56 AM
   Ek aadmi ko raste me chirag mila.....
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usne use rgda...
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blast hua aur wo mar gaya,......
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Moral...

"kuch cheezain alladin ki nahi,
osama bin laden ki bhi ho skti h....   xD
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  LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.Happy Birthday Aadee
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Post Options Post Options   Quote aakanksha Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Nov 2013 at 8:46 PM
santa bomb ko uchchal uchchal k khel ra tha...
Den banta said k na kr yrr fatt jayega...santa -,.

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.koi baat ni i have another one

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If a thousand painters worked for thousand years...dey cud not create a work of art as beautiful as u <3
"happy Bday ATIF " Luvvv u <3
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^ YES :D
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Aadee ki Aadeez Huda Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Aug 2013 at 12:30 AM
Pyaar k nuqsanaat!?!?   

Tht was fit :P
To the world you may be another celebrity but to Aadeez, you are the World. HAPPIESTEST BIRTHDAY TO YOU, AADEE! Muchhhh love.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote NAYYARA Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Aug 2013 at 5:35 PM
Hahahah...itne awesome jokes hain sab kay....maza a geya...keep it up guys
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2013 at 5:52 AM
   ZYXYAZYXPXZ-ZYXNZNYNYEXZYX-ZXIYZXTYXZYXNYYZXUZX-XYZMXZYEXZHXZXNZXYAXZYTXZ-XQZY-YZKZXZXZXZXYYYYXIYZ?



























Edit kero aur sare (XYZ) Delete kero 1 sawal bane ga us ka jawab do or serious batana zaroor ok Approve
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   Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 
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   Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 
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   Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 May 2013 at 5:35 AM
                           Aik raat 2 bajey taiz barish main 1 pathan ne aik ghar ka
                           darwaza knock kiya or pucha : kia DHAKKA laga do gy?
                           aadmi: neend me tha isliye inkaar kar k andar aa gya
                        par usay guilty feel hua. socha barish me kabhi main bhi phans
                         sakta  hun wo utha aur bahir ja kar onchi awaz me pukara:
                     kiya tumhe abhi bhi dhakkay ki zarurat  hai? Aawaz Aayi:  HAAN..!
                Aadmi: theek hai bhai. tum ho kahan ? 





  












 pathan : yara yahan garden me
                               dekho.. HUM JHOOLAY PAR BEthA hai LOL  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2013 at 4:44 AM
   PIYAR ke NUQSANAATLOL


1) kisi aur ko dekh nahi saktey ager dekha to shamat aa jaey giWink


2) soo k utho to musibat lazmi batao..Ouch


3)khana  khaya ya nahi  sara hisaab doTongue


4) raat ko call pe laazmi baat kero warna phir shakLOL


5)apni marzi se so nahi sakte .... so gae to kayamat a jae gi..Smile


6) ghalti se bhi 12 bajey k baad number busy gya to beta kaam se gayaBig smile

    isi liye to kehte hain..


    thappar se darr nahi lagta sahab piyar se lagta haiBig smileLOL

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 May 2013 at 4:29 AM
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   Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar.
Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar.

Ki laash khud uth kar boli le tu hi mar ja sale, 
itni garmi me upar hi chadha ja rha hai... :D :P
 


ahahahLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 May 2013 at 5:33 AM
areyyy baat suno zara



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arey ghusa mut kero uper dekho kaha tha na k joke post kerta hunLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 May 2013 at 5:30 AM
                                     her kamyab admi k peche 1 aurat hoti
                                     hey jo usy ghar me itna tang kerti hey
                                     k wo parishan ho ker kam me aisa buzy
                                     ho jata hy k kamyabi khud us k 
                                               qadam choomti hyWink
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   ^^Lolx, yeh wala joke accha tha !  Tongue
Some People Just Suck The NICE Right Out of Me. : /
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 May 2013 at 5:16 AM
   KITNE ACHEY ACHEY JOKES HEN IS TOPIC KI WAJA SE AJJ KAAL MUJHE APNI SHAKAL DEKH NE KI ZARURAT NAHI PERTI ESSE HI HASSI AJATI HAI  RUKO RUKO MAIN ABHI AIK OR JOKE POST KERTA HUN..Smile
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Smile 
Being patient, he invited the critisicm, accepted challenges, faced rejections & raised his country's name.The man himself, ATIF ASLAM! Happy 12 yrs of success to the ruler of 19 million hearts!
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  Hnsi Ki jgh rona aa rha hai .. Ye Pathan use m lene se kya hua ??
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  Hehehehe ... mStt !!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mootoo Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2013 at 5:58 PM
   Sab hi purane purane jokes hain ! :/ Ab hansi bhi nai aying ! :/
Some People Just Suck The NICE Right Out of Me. : /
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