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s@n@m AaDeeZz

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Topic: jokesSs Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 8:35 PM |
yaha pr sb maazy k joke share kr sakaty hai jin ko read krny se hasy aye n has has kr rona a jai =p
Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat, Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega
Son :> Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho? Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu? Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
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Rubyat Tanu

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Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 8:41 PM |
he he he he
khub hasi mene =p
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Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 9:45 PM |
hehehe
Originally posted by Sanam Khan
Son :> Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho? Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu? Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ? |
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 12:12 AM |
Inzamam's Wife:
App K Mobile Main Credit Kyun Nahi Hota?
Inzamam:
All The Credit Goes To The Boys!!
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s@n@m AaDeeZz

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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 12:15 AM |
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 3:42 AM |
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay ..
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 3:45 AM |
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 8:01 AM |
Originally posted by JunnY
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive  |
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ATIF ASLAM !!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 12:19 AM |
Santa: Bhabhi ji ka kya naam hai?
Banta: Google!!
Santa: Yeh kesa naam hai ..?
Banta: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 1000 miltey hain ..
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Rubyat Tanu

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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:09 AM |
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..
Edited by Tanu Khan - 02 Sep 2011 at 1:12 AM
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:14 AM |
CID crime scene-
Lady: rahul mera bhai tha
Daya: kya? rahul tumhara bhai tha? ... Lady : haan ,,rahul mera bhai tha
ACP: rahul sachme tumhara bhai tha ?
Lady: ha sir woh mera bhai tha
Abhijeet : oh my god!!!
iska matlab . . . . . tum rahul ki behen ho???????? :D :p
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:15 AM |
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:16 AM |
Height of Addiction... Father: There is also a world other than Facebook! . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . Kid: Ok Papa, then send me its link!:P:D
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:22 AM |
How an american will tell his Pathan sevent to open the door? . . .
...Think . . . Don’t know? . . . Ok say this fastly in American style. “There was a cold dayâ€
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:23 AM |
Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-
'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...
Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahahaha :P
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:23 AM |
Neechy Mat Parhna warna Badan me Aag Lag jayegi. . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Zardari Zinda baad... ;)
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:24 AM |
hahahaha nice jokeeee:P
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:25 AM |
In the back of the book of the world record's ...it is always written that all the Records are held by Rajnikanth...the ones listed are only 2nd place
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s@n@m AaDeeZz

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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:40 AM |
A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him ...... He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him . . . . . . . At Last He Got Married,
N Now No One Could Save Him
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:43 AM |
Dad: Dear son, this time u must score 95% in ur examsSon: no dad i will score 100% Dad: why are u joking? Son: who started it? :p
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:45 AM |
lawlzzzzzzzzzZzZzzZZzZzzZzZzzZzz ^
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:46 AM |
darwaza khola to saap nikla
darwaza khola to saap nikla
wah wah
darwaza khola to saap nikla
ye Anna Hazare to Rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla
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HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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ATIF AADEEZ

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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:50 AM |
‎1 baar University ke sabhi Professors ko 1 Plane me bithaya gya....
Fir announce kiya gaya ki- "YE PLANE AAPKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI"
Ye sunkar sab professors plane se utar gye. Par principals baithe rahe.....
Logo ne pucha- "Aapko Dar nahi lagta?" Principal: "Hume apne students par poora bharosa hai . . . . . . .
Start hi nahi hoga" =)
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s@n@m AaDeeZz

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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:51 AM |
hehehehheh gud1 ^
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:58 AM |
When someone insults U...
Think before U react..
It takes 72 muscles to get angery,
14 to smile
but
Only 4 muscles to take Ur hands up n say
"FITTEY MU" ;)
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