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s@n@m AaDeeZz
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Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 8:35 PM |
yaha pr sb maazy k joke share kr sakaty hai jin ko read krny se hasy aye n has has kr rona a jai =p
Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega
Son :>
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ? |
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Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 8:41 PM |
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he he he he
khub hasi mene =p
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Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 9:45 PM |
hehehe 
Originally posted by Sanam Khan
Son :>
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ? |
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JunnY
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 12:12 AM |
Inzamam's Wife:
App K Mobile Main Credit Kyun Nahi Hota?
Inzamam:
All The Credit Goes To The Boys!!
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s@n@m AaDeeZz
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 12:15 AM |
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 3:42 AM |
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay ..
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 3:45 AM |
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive 
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Posted: 01 Sep 2011 at 8:01 AM |
Originally posted by JunnY
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive |
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ATIF ASLAM !!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 12:19 AM |
Santa:
Bhabhi ji ka kya naam hai?
Banta:
Google!!
Santa:
Yeh kesa naam hai ..?
Banta:
Sawaal aik karo, jawab 1000 miltey hain ..
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Rubyat Tanu
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:09 AM |
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Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..
Edited by Tanu Khan - 02 Sep 2011 at 1:12 AM
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Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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Rubyat Tanu
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:14 AM |
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CID crime scene-
Lady: rahul mera bhai tha
Daya: kya? rahul tumhara bhai tha?
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Lady : haan ,,rahul mera bhai tha
ACP: rahul sachme tumhara bhai tha ?
Lady: ha sir woh mera bhai tha
Abhijeet : oh my god!!!
iska matlab
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tum rahul ki behen ho???????? :D :p
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:15 AM |
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Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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Rubyat Tanu
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:16 AM |
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Height of Addiction...
Father: There is also a world other than Facebook!
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Kid: Ok Papa, then send me its link!:P:D
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:22 AM |
How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold dayâ€
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:23 AM |
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Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-
'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...
Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahahaha :P
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:23 AM |
Neechy Mat Parhna warna Badan me Aag Lag jayegi.
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Zardari Zinda baad... ;)
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ATIF AADEEZ
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:24 AM |
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hahahaha nice jokeeee:P
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HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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ATIF AADEEZ
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:25 AM |
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In the back of the book of the world record's ...it is always written that all the Records are held by Rajnikanth...the ones listed are only 2nd place
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HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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s@n@m AaDeeZz
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:40 AM |
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A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
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He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
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At Last He Got Married,
N Now No One Could Save Him
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:43 AM |
Dad: Dear son, this time u must score 95% in ur examsSon: no dad i will score 100%
Dad: why are u joking?
Son: who started it? :p
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HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:45 AM |
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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ATIF AADEEZ
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:46 AM |
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darwaza khola to saap nikla
darwaza khola to saap nikla
wah wah
darwaza khola to saap nikla
ye Anna Hazare to Rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla
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HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:50 AM |
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‎1 baar
University ke sabhi Professors ko
1 Plane me bithaya gya....
Fir announce kiya gaya ki- "YE
PLANE AAPKE STUDENTS NE
BANAYA HAI"
Ye sunkar sab professors plane se
utar gye. Par principals baithe
rahe.....
Logo ne pucha- "Aapko Dar nahi
lagta?"
Principal: "Hume apne students
par poora bharosa hai
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Start hi nahi hoga" =)
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HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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s@n@m AaDeeZz
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:51 AM |
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hehehehheh gud1 ^
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Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey
meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi
likhtin kahin? (smile)
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Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 1:58 AM |
When someone insults U...
Think before U react..
It takes 72 muscles to get angery,
14 to smile
but
Only 4 muscles to take Ur hands up n say
"FITTEY MU" ;)
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