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Arsalan mujtaba12

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      Posted: 18 Jan 2014 at 7:29 AM
   Argument with a woman is
like reading the Software License Agreement. .
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At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'.
Don'nt feel bad if someone rejects you or ignore you. People usually reject and ignore expensive things because they can't afford them
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NAYYARA

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Post Options Post Options   Quote NAYYARA Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jan 2014 at 3:38 PM
^^

Btw, Nice Signature! =)
Matlab ke, apna dimagh main kiun khrab karun?
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Arsalan mujtaba12

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Feb 2014 at 4:36 AM
   Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure.
Wife : No just tell me....
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone&you are my Sim Card, I am
nothing without you...
Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...
Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR Sim cards :))
Don'nt feel bad if someone rejects you or ignore you. People usually reject and ignore expensive things because they can't afford them
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Arsalan mujtaba12

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Arsalan mujtaba12 Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Feb 2014 at 4:48 AM
Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to usne muje thank u bola

Maine kaha thank u mat kaho ye lo mera

Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena

Aur un se kaho k ye

aur 3 ladkiyo ko de.....LOLTongue
Don'nt feel bad if someone rejects you or ignore you. People usually reject and ignore expensive things because they can't afford them
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aadeez aniqa

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Post Options Post Options   Quote aadeez aniqa Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jun 2014 at 10:41 AM
FAKE IDS KI B HUD HOGI YAR
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MUJY QUAID E AZAM KI FRIEND REQUST AA GI :D
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shaikh hanna

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Post Options Post Options   Quote shaikh hanna Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jun 2014 at 3:52 PM
^^^ Nice one.......

The most beautiful person we have known is you..who has known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and has found his way out of the depths.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote @R$AL@N Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jun 2014 at 2:51 PM
   Aaj ke khubsurat baat

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Jo Larki tmari trf dekh k Hansti naheen !
Smjh lo wo daant saaf krti naheen   ::P


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Post Options Post Options   Quote @R$AL@N Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jun 2014 at 2:59 PM
Ex-Girlfriend ki shaadi
ka card mila. Thori si
takleef to hui, phir socha jayenge zaroor mohabbat apni jagah
hai, aur biryaani apni
jagah  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jan 2015 at 1:19 PM
   American ki soch,.
Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kyakarna hai??
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Chinese ki soch,.
Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baki par kese kare??....
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Pakistani ki soch,.
12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi,
Ab 4 baje gayi to 6 bje aayi,
To iska mtlb hai k ab 8 baje jayegi,...
Oye fatafat motor chala k paani bhar lo aur mobile charge kr lo.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jan 2015 at 5:49 PM
   Kabhi kabhi mere dil main ye khiyal ata hai 
Kya bane GA uska jis ko banaya gaya hai mere liye xd tongue emoticon

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Post Options Post Options   Quote NAYYARA Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Jan 2015 at 5:51 PM
^^ Nice one! 
Matlab ke, apna dimagh main kiun khrab karun?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2015 at 2:31 PM
   Girl chatting online with unknown man ........
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"Cud u giv me ur e-mail id ?"
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Girl:
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Sure........here it's...
"ihaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com"
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Unknown man:
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Tks.....here's my e-mail id...
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"imUrDad.aajtupitegi@gharpe.com tongue emoticon LOL
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Sumedha

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Sumedha Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jan 2015 at 4:55 PM
           ^^^ Good One LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Feb 2015 at 12:57 PM
   Technological Mistake.
Late Night Larka larki Ko Us K Ghr Chorny Gya Or Dewar Pe Hath Rakh K Larki Ko Bola Kya Mai Kiss Kr Skta Hon Apko?
Girl: Nhi Aj Nhi
Boy: Plz?
Girl: No
Boy: De Do Na Jan
Girl: Yar Abhi Nhi
5 Mint Tk Yehi Story Chalti Rhi Phir.
Larki Ka Chota Bhai Gate Pe Aya 0r bola
Baji Mama Keh Rhi Hen Tum Isay Kiss Do Ya Na Do Tmhari Marzi
Par is Begerat Se Kaho INTERC0M K Button Se Hath Utha Le
Iski Bkwas Pura Ghr Sun Rha HyLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Feb 2015 at 1:57 PM
Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl: Smile
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl: Unhappy
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl: TongueTongue
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: hmmm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki
shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-DisapproveDisapproveDisapprove
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I
sawed d result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar
le. TongueLOL


Edited by =D - 02 Feb 2015 at 2:01 PM
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Mar 2015 at 6:45 PM
   Jin Mardun Nay Social Sites Pay Girls ki Fake ID Banai Hoi Hai
Un Sab Ko Bhi Meri Taraf Say
Happy Women's Day grin emoticon
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Post Options Post Options   Quote =D Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Mar 2015 at 5:05 PM
   Teacher: Bacho Wada kro Kabhi Girls ki
taraf nhi dekho gy
Bachey: Nhi dekhen gy
Teacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogy
Bachey: Nhi krengy
Teacher: Girls se Love nhi krogy
Bache: Nhi krengy
Teacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogy
Bachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar haiEmbarrassed


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Usama Xwati

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Usama Xwati Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Mar 2016 at 7:03 AM
   Lolzzz
Un s guftagu mn Kon jeety ga Jin ki ankhain hi kalaam krti hn

Ibelieve in Miracles' Dey Do Happen ❤♥

1 YeaR AlHumDuLiLah
aadee 😚😚
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maha dilawar

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Post Options Post Options   Quote maha dilawar Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Mar 2017 at 3:48 PM
 Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
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saba

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Post Options Post Options   Quote saba Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 4:26 AM
   3 Pagal bed pe so rahe the....

3 ko jagah kam ho rahi thi......

1 PaGal bed se utar kar niche so
gaya.
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to dusra bola-

Oye jagah ho gayi upar
aaja !!!!!

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Iman Hussain

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Iman Hussain Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 4:27 AM
   hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa good one LOLThumbs Up
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Alina Hussain

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Alina Hussain Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 11:36 AM
LOL
MyAadeez❤
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maha dilawar

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Post Options Post Options   Quote maha dilawar Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2018 at 1:21 PM
   hahahaha  too good@sabaLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saba Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Feb 2018 at 11:21 AM
   She Is Kidding
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saba Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Feb 2018 at 11:35 AM
   I am sure my pillow could be a hairstylish,
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I always wake up with a new hairstyle!!!!"
 
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