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      Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 2:21 AM
Originally posted by Tanu Khan

 
CID crime scene-

Lady: rahul mera bhai tha

Daya: kya? rahul tumhara bhai tha?
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Lady : haan ,,rahul mera bhai tha

ACP: rahul sachme tumhara bhai tha ?

Lady: ha sir woh mera bhai tha

Abhijeet : oh my god!!!

iska matlab
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tum rahul ki behen ho???????? :D :p

 

 





awesum ....hahahaha cant stop laughing

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Originally posted by Wafa AADEEz

   
How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.

“There was a cold day”

 


lolx.....DARWAZA KHOL DE

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Guests Quote  Post Reply Reply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Sep 2011 at 2:29 AM
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   hehehhehe wow kia jokeezzZzZzzzzzZ hain yarroo
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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hahahaha....awesum jokes in this topic..carry on....



one frm my side tooo


Dangerous Dosti (Revisited)...:D
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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"
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Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
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2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
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3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :D
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Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!" :P ;) :D 

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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Criminal to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?




What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
- 'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!'




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a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said, 'Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!'

The cashier laughed and said, You mean to say 'HISTORY.'

The robber answered, 'Don't change the subject.'

 

Edited by atharstar - 02 Sep 2011 at 3:21 AM
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A MAN is declared Dead when his HEART stops BEATING
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A WOMAN, when her TONGUE stops MOVING
 

Edited by atharstar - 02 Sep 2011 at 3:32 AM
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A Chinese was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chinese said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
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that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
 
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   Q: Why Do We See
"Ye Sab Maa Ki Dua Hy"
Written On Truck n Buses .. ?
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Because
CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually
The Result 0F
"Baap Ka Paisa" ... =P =DJHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH REALLY FUNNY YAAR :)))
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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  Great One Atif Khan....!!!!!
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  A guy With his GirlFriend


In a Park Brings A Burger To share....


Girl Starts Eating.....Boy Stares @ HER...














Girl: (Romantically....)

Aise Q Ghurr Rahe Ho......???










Boy: Thoda Thoda Kha Bhukhad.........



Aaj Mera Upwaas Hai...!

 
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  A Students Story......In A Musical Way...


Exam Ke 4 Din Pehle Book Dekhi to Laga:

Kuch to Hua hai............Kuch Ho gaya Hai..........




Question Paper Dekh Ke Laga....:



Sab Kuch Alag Hai.....Sab Kuch Naya Hai........!!!!

 
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Originally posted by OriginalIndianAadeez

  A Students Story......In A Musical Way...


Exam Ke 4 Din Pehle Book Dekhi to Laga:

Kuch to Hua hai............Kuch Ho gaya Hai..........




Question Paper Dekh Ke Laga....:



Sab Kuch Alag Hai.....Sab Kuch Naya Hai........!!!!

 
 LOLLOLLOL

Teri Yaad Hai Par Visaal Kahan...

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Wife: Sunoji, apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai,

…..meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?

Husband:

mujhe to ye teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achi lagti hai.
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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Dr. to accident patient:
Jab car ek aurat chala rhi thi to tumhe sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha.
Patient: Kaisi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE betha tha.
 
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Why does feet smell & nose run? :p
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
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Find " dog " in 10 Secs

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat zardari cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
 

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Found Zardari :p
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
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♥ Before Marriage ♥

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

♥ After marriage Read It backwrds!!
 
Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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 Status uploaded by a Heart broken
boy : ( : (
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dabbay mai dabba dabbay main
cake...
aik aur add hoi thee woh b fake ;)
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1 aadmi dorbean sy aasman dek rha tha

 
Phatan b pas khara ho kr dekhny lga
 
Achanak 1 Tara Toota
 
Pathan zor sy chilaya :
 
Wah ustad kya nishana hai ... Wink
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Originally posted by JunnY

1 aadmi dorbean sy aasman dek rha tha

 
Phatan b pas khara ho kr dekhny lga
 
Achanak 1 Tara Toota
 
Pathan zor sy chilaya :
 
Wah ustad kya nishana hai ... Wink



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Pilot to Control Tower:
This is J-327.
I am 300 Miles from Pakistani land 600 Feet Over Water with No fuel
Awaiting Instructions. Over!
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Control Tower:
Kalma parh ley. Yaha light nhe hy Over... :p :p
LoLz
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People say LOVE brings flavor and taste to life...
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But
Personally I believe that.
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"BIRYANI" does a better job..:-D
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