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      Posted: 03 Sep 2011 at 8:37 AM
   
Kya Aap jante hen k "Pop Corn" garam tavay par kyun uchalte hen...?

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Kadi tashreef rakho na...
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   hehehhehehehehhehehheehh

       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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   Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand...

Student: Becoz my teacher said, Formula must be on your finger tips :P

Examiner Shocks
Student Rocks :D :P:P:P:P:
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Teacher : why are you late ?
All your classmates came in time ..

Boy : Group bana kar to kutty aty hain..
Sher to akela ata hai ..

Teacher : chal mera sher hun kukar ban ja :-pp

" Bechara Sher :-pp "
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Aik merasi samandar mai doob gaya us nay dobtay huy ALLAH se dua ki mujhy bacha le main Teri rah main chawal ki deg do ga...

Itnay main aik tez lehar ney usay bahir phaink diya.

Merasi muskuratay huay bola:
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Keri deg?

Forun aik aur lehar ayi aur usay dobara pani main lay gayi yeh dekh ker merasi bola:
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YA ALLAH main te puchiya si keri deg Mithi ya Namkeen? ;)
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 LOLLOL
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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   Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar.
Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipat kar.

Ki laash khud uth kar boli le tu hi mar ja sale, 
itni garmi me upar hi chadha ja rha hai... :D :P
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   wot izzZzzz merasi ?/
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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  hahhahahha kia sisoooooooooooooooooo

aj ap ne bot hasayaaaaa
hehheheh
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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   Santa sucide par lecture de rha tha;
sucide zulm h,
sucide gunah h,
sucide pagalpan h ,
sucide buzdili h ,
sucide krne se to achcha h k insan khud ko goli mar le
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   hahaha..bas yar jhud b has has k pagal ho rhi hon as usuall mje wese b binakisi bat k hasi ai ha pura din..loll
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Tongue 
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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The Awkward MOment,

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When YOu ScrOll DOwn tO See SOmthing Interesting,
But there's NOthing .. =p =D
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Santa gussey se:

waiteeeeer! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nhi hain!!

Waiter: sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hai....!

Santa : haan yaar sorry...!!
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LOL: Best Example of Demotion (Salman Khan)



2009: Wanted – IPS officer





2010: Dabangg - Inspector






2011: Bodyguard










... Upcoming Films...





2012: Security Guard


2013: Watchman
 
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  ONLY SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HATE JB


..... AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE


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   lol...in 2014: NO MAN :d hahahhaha
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  @ WAFA :        LOL
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   :D
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Originally posted by Sanam Khan

   yaha pr sb maazy k joke share kr sakaty hai jin ko read krny se hasy aye n has has kr rona a jai =p


Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega


Son :>
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?






Sorry SAnam.................



But I DO get HURT BY this type of jokes.......




please replace SARDAR WID whatever you want maybe

SANTA,BANTA,PATHAN,PAPPU,etc....





but dont Include SARDAR...


itz Against my Sentiments..................



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  @ SANAM:


OuchOuchOuchOuchOuchOuchOuchOuchOuchOuchOuch


Wacko
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@original don take it serious plzz..its jst a joke,,, n she isn't against of any sentiments..but u can c that how pplz making jokes on pathan even there r so many belongs 2 them but they havent say any thing bcz its a joke thn y u,,,! so b happy don b serious in these kinda things..pehle b 1 AADEEz naraz hogai ha n ye forum AADEEz k liye ha not 4 critisizing ppl,,,,ok now plzz chill okie.. :ppp
 
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Originally posted by Wafa AADEEz

@original don take it serious plzz..its jst a joke,,, n she isn't against of any sentiments..but u can c that how pplz making jokes on pathan even there r so many belongs 2 them but they havent say any thing bcz its a joke thn y u,,,! so b happy don b serious in these kinda things..pehle b 1 AADEEz naraz hogai ha n ye forum AADEEz k liye ha not 4 critisizing ppl,,,,ok now plzz chill okie.. :ppp
 









I KNOW THAT BUT
 

YAAR APNON KE



KHILAAF JOKES BANTE



HAIN TO DUKH TO



HOTA HI HAI,,,,,,,


 

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ACHA BAS KACHRE MA DALO IS BAT KO LEAVE IT !!! ...MIND NA KIA KRO AP..OKIE 
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Originally posted by Wafa AADEEz

ACHA BAS KACHRE MA DALO IS BAT KO LEAVE IT !!! ...MIND NA KIA KRO AP..OKIE 









OKAY.............




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