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      Posted: 31 Aug 2011 at 8:35 PM
   yaha pr sb maazy k joke share kr sakaty hai jin ko read krny se hasy aye n has has kr rona a jai =p


Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega


Son :>
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
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 he he he he

khub hasi mene =p
Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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heheheLOL 
Originally posted by Sanam Khan


Son :>
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son :To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
 
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   Inzamam's Wife:

App K Mobile Main Credit Kyun Nahi Hota?


Inzamam:

All The Credit Goes To The Boys!!
 
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                ^                       LOL 
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this

Doctor: Get married

Man: Then can I live long???

Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay .. 
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Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?

Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Tongue
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Originally posted by JunnY

Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?

Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Tongue
 



LOL
ATIF ASLAM !!!!!!!!!!
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Santa:
Bhabhi ji ka kya naam hai?

Banta:
Google!!

Santa:
Yeh kesa naam hai ..?

Banta:
Sawaal aik karo, jawab 1000 miltey hain .. Tongue
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Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..
 

Edited by Tanu Khan - 02 Sep 2011 at 1:12 AM
Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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CID crime scene-

Lady: rahul mera bhai tha

Daya: kya? rahul tumhara bhai tha?
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Lady : haan ,,rahul mera bhai tha

ACP: rahul sachme tumhara bhai tha ?

Lady: ha sir woh mera bhai tha

Abhijeet : oh my god!!!

iska matlab
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tum rahul ki behen ho???????? :D :p
 
Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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Atif you raise us up, to much more than we can be .. Happy Birthday my TEDDY:*
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Height of Addiction...
Father: There is also a world other than Facebook!
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Kid: Ok Papa, then send me its link!:P:D
 
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How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold day”
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   Beautiful Words By A Best Friend- 

'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up... 

Only After I Finish Laughing..' Hahahaha :P
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Neechy Mat Parhna warna Badan me Aag Lag jayegi.
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Zardari Zinda baad... ;)
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hahahaha nice jokeeee:P
HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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   In the back of the book of the world record's ...it is always written that all the Records are held by Rajnikanth...the ones listed are only 2nd place
HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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   A Boy Thought Of Suicide

He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him

He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
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He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him

He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
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At Last He Got Married,

N Now No One Could Save Him
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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   Dad: Dear son, this time u must score 95% in ur exams
Son: no dad i will score 100%
Dad: why are u joking?
Son: who started it? :p

HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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   lawlzzzzzzzzzZzZzzZZzZzzZzZzzZzz ^
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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   darwaza khola to saap nikla

darwaza khola to saap nikla

wah wah

darwaza khola to saap nikla

ye Anna Hazare to Rajnikant ka bhi baap nikla
HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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   â€Ž1 baar
University ke sabhi Professors ko
1 Plane me bithaya gya....

Fir announce kiya gaya ki- "YE
PLANE AAPKE STUDENTS NE
BANAYA HAI"

Ye sunkar sab professors plane se
utar gye. Par principals baithe
rahe.....

Logo ne pucha- "Aapko Dar nahi
lagta?"
Principal: "Hume apne students
par poora bharosa hai
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Start hi nahi hoga" =)
HAPPPPIIIIEEE BIRTHDAY TO AADEE........
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   hehehehheh gud1 ^
       
Atif Aslam: Aa bhi ja sanam ... Ap exam mey

meri ankhon k halkoon k barey mey tou nahi

likhtin kahin? (smile)

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When someone insults U...

Think before U react..

It takes 72 muscles to get angery,

14 to smile

but

Only 4 muscles to take Ur hands up n say

"FITTEY MU" ;)
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